All I got for Christmas
Was a loaded gun
That's alright if you wanna shoot someone
But I've only got one bullet
I'm bored of this
And tired of that
I got to find someone
I can shoot at
I ain't got the guts to do it
She's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind
I don't think that
She would really mind
If I described her as unfit for mankind
(2x)
Struck by lightning
She''s up there
From midnight to dawn
Waiting for a storm
Well she wants lightning
And she got some
In 22 years she never had no fun
There ain't nothig to it
I can hear her through the ceiling
I can hear the neighbors cheering
They must have put her up to it
She's ugly, she's stupid, drunk and almost blind
I don't think that she would really mind
If I described her as unfit for mankind
All I got for Christmas
Was a loaded gun
That's alright if you wanna shoot someone
But I've only got one bullet
I'm bored of this
And tired of that
I got to find someone
I can shoot at
I ain't got the guts to do it
She's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind
I don't think that
She would really mind
If I described her as unfit for mankind
